A fork of Rural Dictionary
A woman who has given bj's to 8 guys at a time.
Did you see the gawktopus in the back room? She was giving blowies to 8 guys.
Similar the heart break, but you regain the ability to breathe and function immediately after you nut. When you feel sad, just remember this saying....Nut hard, nut fast, nut first, nut last.
I had a serious case of nut-break when the girl I hung out with 5 times stopped called me back. I had to nut before I could go to work just to function. I had a case of nut break, not heart-break.
A very disproportionately large ass on a tall woman with an otherwise regular build.
She got her hands on her hips and the ground start to shake... Its a donk-quake, what what? donk-quake
A methkini, is a combination of tattoos and staph sores.
I thought I saw a beautiful woman in a swim suit, but as I got closer I realized she was just wearing a methkini.
The general statements and acts committed by incels.
When I posted on facebook a video of my daughter playing the the guitar, Tory the incel said "I've never played guitar, but if I learned I could give her lessons in a few weeks for a price". Tory is a notorious incel who suffers from deep cognitive biases resulting in an unpalatable personality. His actions can only be property defined as incelry.
Mushroom juices are what construction workers sometimes call bodily fluids that are present on their anuses in between various cups of coffee.
I smelled that coffee and my asshole was already covered in mushroom juice.
A thotluck is an event where loose woman are eating a lot of food.
Shaniqua and latifa had their home girls over for a barbeque. They were talking about how all men are trash. There were no tongs to flip the meat but it was okay because at a thotluck everybody has fake nails.