A fork of Rural Dictionary
A scraggly untended beard that looks like you have been hiding from society for month writing your manifesto.
Person 1: What the hell died on Carl's face? Person 2: Oh, that? He's just growing a manifesto beard. -------------------- You could tell the unabomber was dangerous because he had a manifesto beard.
When a person does not wash their hands after urinating they receive a yellow card. Similar to a warning in sports.
Brent got yellow carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after whizzing.
A skirt so short, that if the wind blows you would hear a whistle.
Guy#1: I can't believe that chick would wear that whistle skirt to work! Guy#2: Are you complaining?!?!?! Guy#1: No. No I'm not.
When a person does not wash their hands after taking a dump they receive a brown card. Similar to a warning in sports.
Brent got brown carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after laying an offering to the porcelain god.
Noun. Refering to a person of large physical stature, or strength. To pull off the name "Fuck", you've gotta be tough. If you're a mountain man, your double tough.
Dude, you're so tough they should name you Fuck of the Mountain.
Walking behind or standing near a smoker in order to breathe their smoke.
Jen, you're supposed to have quit, stop second hand smoking.