A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you drink so many monsters, or other energy drinks that it stunts the groth of your penis, resulting in a tiny, baby sized dick.
girl 1: That guy drinks soo many Monsters
girl 2: He's going to have a nasty case of monster dick
girl 1: Totaly.
think of the most awsome thing that has ever happpend to you ever. ever. then multiply it by 10,000,000, add 2, then multipy by 40,000,000,000
chuck noris on a good day is fodaxubilety