A fork of Rural Dictionary
likes harry potter. eats the wrong kind of pizza and teaches about dead people. probably will give you covid
“did coach mac cough today?” “yeah, let’s kill him!!”
random girl who breaks into houses to tickle buttholes with toby flenderson
oh my god it’s ruby hide your anus!!
that moment when- when the triscuits are gluten free but somehow your mom is a virgin so you don’t know how you exist but your boyfriend can’t get un rumpled and your homework is due in marchtember
“how’s the macklechunk?” “you hœ!” *slaps to know about it deeply*