A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Any group of people that generally lack talent, humor, modesty, intelligence, or any related qualities of otherwise normal people. 2. Used as a slightly less meaningful but more conversationally appropriate term for assholes. 3. The holes in butts.
I was looking for a good boulder for Dinosaur Sex in the woods when some buttholes were blasting Counting Crows on their radio. I pushed my ear-buttons to keep out the wretched garbage-noise.
A game in which two people frivolously run around with no pants and attempt to stick a finger in the opposing player's asshole. The loser, undoubtedly, has a finger in their butthole.
I played a game of buttholes with Suzie last night. I lost... First time I've ever had a finger in my ass.
The act of pulling your sweatshirt strings as tight as they can go where only your mouth is showing so you can breathe.
When I go to bed I like to engage in buttholing. It is super comfy!
place for the penis to go when a girl is on her period (see also dadonkadonk)
mary was on her period, so i banged her in the butthole
A nice alternative to asshole, when you want to say to someone that he is an asshole, but you don't want it to sound too rude or inapropriate.
-Johnny, you're an asshole. -What! I'm an asshole?! Well, fuck you! -Johnny, you're a butthole! -I'm a WHAT? -A butthole. -Hehehe, I sure am, ain't I?