A fork of Rural Dictionary
Derek is stupid, yet kind. He’s probably good at math and some sports. He’s probably obsessed with Minecraft and memes. He probably loves Big Chungus.
“Derek is very much like Big Chungus”
A a carrot-cheeto-combo with a bad spray tan. He is an ugly, angry, mean, oompa-loompa. Everyone hates him. I guess he’s also the U.S. President I guess, but hopefully not for long.
“Donald trump is a mean orange man”
Jill is the most swaggy friend around! She's always willing to crack a joke to make you feel better. Whenever you're having a bad day, call JIll and bring some happiness to your life! Jill likes astrology and Minecraft. She's probably very into spirits and the supernatural. Jill has light hair and freckles. She's incredibly pretty and you don't understand why she doesn't always see it. Jill tends to underestimate herself at times, but her friends make sure to pick her up and keep her going! Jill is an amazing person in and out and anyone would be lucky to have her as a friend.
Jill is the best friend someone could ask for!
Bethany is very outgoing and talks too much. She doesn’t know anything about politics, but for some reason has a very strong idea of what’s right. She’s annoying and acts too young for her age. She makes everyone uncomfortable with her idiotic phrases. Bethany loves JoJo Siwa, Unicorns, and Ryland. Im sorry for him :|
1-Bethany: RYLAND IS SO CUTE!!!
2-Me: oh my god I need to die now.
3-Ryland: what the actual fuck Bethany?