A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sleeping. This is derived from the groggy state one is in while reading a book, which sometimes sounds like they are sleeping when they answer the phone.
*Lance calls Seth* Seth: ...hello Lance: Man are you about to read a book!?! Seth: ...yep Lance: Go back to sleep.
An uber noober is someone or something that excels at being bad at a given task at hand. This phrase can describe inanimate objects. You can also describe something very pro by adding the negation "not".
Isaacc is uber noober at cooking. That essay is not uber noober at winning competitions. Infact, it pretty much owns.