A fork of Rural Dictionary
Your infected cock is the size of an expensive handkerchief.
Liquor: “What I'm actually thinking -- and please take this the wrong way as far up your hole as you can -- is that your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus. Oh, ka-blammo.” (12 oz Mouse, episode 201)
An blowjob given in an emotional state.
"We were at her grandma's funeral, and in the middle of it she took me to the car and gave me a blomotion."
Something that exists. No different than your average gamer.
"There's no such thing as a female gamer! I bet she only plays Candy Crush when she's bored!"
"Fuck you, dude."