Country Dictionary

someone who licks their own asshole

u fong urself so therefore u r a fonger

Yorkshire folk making their frustrations known

"Eeee, damn! I've lost me keys!"

vt. to inflict suffering for an indeterminate period.

"If you don't go to bed right now, I'll gitmo your ass with the belt."

ehm-pie'-re-see n. actions which resemble those of an empirate.

With the suspension of elections in 2004, the administration was free to gitmo the country with its empiracy.

Something unspeakable you perform with your unmentionables.

Professor Hill caught Jennings having a quick firkin in the lavotories and nearly ended himself on the spot.

Re-Todd YOUR NEXT!! You lil bitch

Retiggity YOUR NEXT!!

Someone elses scanties you wear on your head when very very drunk.

Simon spend half an hour dancing to Marillion with his dads p0nts on his head.