A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. The kind of mustache or gotee that guys who refuse to a woman alone at a club or bar have; think that one guy from the backstreet boys, or european "musician" Gunter (similar to a mexistache) 2. the kind of mustache sex-offenders grow in order to seem more normal; think ned flanders or geraldo. in this instance, the upper lip is usually not visable and the stache is usually, but not always, acompanied by a mullet or mull-ette
That dick with the molestache won't stop trying to get me to go home with him. He's gross and smells like mustard.
Also known as the European or Fashion mullet, the mull-ette is a shorter, less obvious version of the standard mullet. the mull-ette was made famous in the 80's by actors such as John Stamos and Mario Lopez. Now, the most common form of the mull-ette is as an unintended consequence of not getting a haircut soon enough. It is characterized by the hair growing at the nape of the neck being noticibly longer than the rest of the hair on the head. The Mull-ette may be accidental and does not discriminate based on race or gender.
Man I need a haircut, i'm starting to get a mull-ette.