Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

boneragmatic

getting such a hard bonner that it takes a long cold shower or imediate whacking to get it to go away.

jeff: man it inst leaving i think i am getting light headed chris: dude u better do something or it will become boneragmatic jeff: o shit i dont want that!

by samuel adams January 31, 2005

scrotomascular

something so amazingly sexy that ur scrotem starts to burn and tingle and u need to put cold water or ice on it.

jason: wow what a cool... are u ok devin: o dear jesus i need help!

by samuel adams January 27, 2005

jpop

1. Name given to someone of the most unorthodox --- "gay" personality 2. Teenager with no pubescent characteristics whatsoever 3. Short; Small; Feeble; Weak; Slopped Shoulders; Not Funny 4. Younger brother is more masculine than the subject

God, that guy is such a jpop. He has no fucking pubes!

by Samuel Adams April 23, 2005

fuck farm

a place namely a whore house in which u can have any pick of gurlz and then have nasty ape sex with them; a bar or club that a man with incredible lady skills can have his pick in both women and positions.

greg: we can go to a new place or my regular fuck farm. adrian: lets just go to the fuck farm i have like 300 dollars.

by samuel adams February 10, 2005

cumtastic

when something is so amazing that u cum.

franki: that was incredible joe: i just cummed my pants franki: that was friggin cumtastic

by samuel adams January 27, 2005

boneragable

someone who is so gorgeous u get a boner but their age or gender comprimises with ur sexuality or religious beliefs.

jackson: omg shes incredible i think i just got hard amy: thanx for telling me, ur gf, about some chick u think is boneragable.

by samuel adams February 18, 2005

orgasmic

something so amazing that u happen to say said word and proceding u shoot a huge load in ur pants.

emily: wow that was pretty incredible shelby: yea that was omg...*cums* holy shit that was frickin orgasmic!!! emily: i no!!!

by samuel adams February 03, 2005