A fork of Rural Dictionary
A contraction of "slacker/slacking" and "retard". See also fucktard. Someone who is both lazy and mentally challenged.
My husband's slacktard friend is on our couch for the third straight day trying to beat Halo instead of going to his job.
Using skype to communicate via voice, text message, file transfer and link exchange simultaneously.
We've been skyping for three hours, trading mp3s and googling for images of pygmy goats while talking about 80s music.