A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best school in the country for the maths and sciences. Located in Pasadena, CA, it is better than MIT in nearly everything...even the weather.
MIT's been up to their labcoats in snow, but it's been sunny for the past hundred years here at Caltech.
Wannabe Caltech located in Massachusetts. Although its programs in math and science are all very strong, Caltech's are stronger.
MIT...because not everyone can go to Caltech.