Country Dictionary

Eli W.

Someone who thinks they have 15 girlfriends, and also someone who is the class pervert

Hey, you sure are acting like Eli W. this week.

Cousinzoned

When you host a cookout or family reunion at your household, and your younger cousins want to play with your electronics but you don't want them too, but they do anyway since either your dad or their dad don't care since it's either "ThEiR mY NEpHeWS" or "ThEiR mY KiDS".

"Hey, Did you get cousinzoned last week at the cookout?" - "Yup, unfortunately"

The overly obsessed PBS Kid

When someone oddly becomes obsessed with everything that has to do with PBS Kids.

Hey TK, I think you are "The overly obsessed PBS Kid."