A fork of Rural Dictionary
Rum, bum and baccy.
(Referring to cigarettes, alcohol and questionable sexual activity).
A term used to describe a heterosexual man’s fictional days in the navy - usually with great fondness.
“…talking of sailing Sid, did I tell you I was in the navy? Ahh, the good old days of rum, bum and baccy”
Stermafax (noun). The technical sounding name for a piece of equipment or type of tool that is referred to when a person has absolutely no idea what it is or what it is necessarily used for.
“Hi Bob, Terry told me he dropped his camera the other day and broke the stermafax off of it”
Tooth Coming Through? (verb). A question that is asked to a person who is vigorously and continuously scratching their anus / bottom through their cloths.
Many people believe this saying comes from the fact that when babies teeth, they produce a digestible acid that makes their bottoms sore enough to scratch - thus implying a tooth is coming through…
“Blimmy Ted, stop scratching your arse, what you got a tooth coming through?”
Hands off cocks and on socks (verb).
An expression of frustration (usually referred to teenage males) used to instruct a person to get up and get dressed in the morning directly after sleep.
Can be used while simultaneously knocking on their bedroom door…
“Come on boys, hands off cocks and on socks or we’re going to be late for Christ's sake!”
Chickadybardy (noun). An exotic sounding name for a chicken dish (usually curried with onions and peas) that is used by a person who is extremely intoxicated and in the process of ordering.
Wife: “John, you’re drunk, would you like me to order you?”
John: “I fancy Chickadybardy”