Country Dictionary

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mom, where's my golf club?

A code for young children who don't play golf to get rid of their mothers for 15 minutes or more. This way of diversion became popular in May of 2017, and is a quick trick to get rid of your mom!

Mom: "It's time to go to your father's funeral, sweetie!" Kool kid: "Mom, where's my golf club?"

by scrumptiousMonster June 27, 2017

cheistine

When you hate yourself and are doing stupid definitions on Urban Dictionary.

"Bro, I just had a cheistine session my main man!"

by scrumptiousMonster June 27, 2017

Sex machine

Freddie Mercury

I'm a sex machine ready to reload Like an atom bomb About to oh - oh - oh - oh - oh explode I'm burning through the sky 200 degrees That's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit I wanna make a super-sonic woman of you Don't stop me now I'm having' such a good time I'm having' a ball Don't stop me now If you wanna have a good time Just give me a call Don't stop me now Cause I'm having a good time I don't wanna stop at all Da da da da da da da da da da da da - ah - ah da da da da da da da da da (da)

by scrumptiousMonster July 09, 2017