A fork of Rural Dictionary
The theory in which in a quadrillion years, the universe will over-expand and cause everything to freeze, that is assuming somewhere in the universe there isn't some kind of anomoly that creates matter at the same rate as the universe is expanding.
Holy shit, we'll all die in a quadrillion years! The big freeze will get us!
To be taken into heaven bodily and spirtually. If you are assumed into heaven, you pretty much get to lie, cheat, rape, and do all those other "sins" and still go to heaven.
That one prostitute in the bible was assumed into heaven.
Assumption... yeah.