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Right at the moment of climax for a man, his girlfriend/partner kicks/hits him right between the balls and shaft in the same manner someone would drive a chisel into a crack or between two pieces of wood. This is often done either to 1. increase the muzzle velocity of jizz out of the shaft, 2. cut off (literally) the amount of jizz that makes it through the shaft or 3. let the man know he performed unsatisfactorily in bed.
1. My girlfriend jizzled me while blowing me last night. She lost sight in her left eye.
2. My boyfriend's jizzes too much in my mouth, so I started jizzling him to lower the portion size.
3. I can't wait to jizzle my cheating boyfriend when he gets home tonight.
The act of trying to make your sports teams sound superior to a group of friends whose sports teams have many more Super Bowls, Stanley Cups, World Series and/or NBA Championships than your own team. Blakebenning is developed over the course of a lifetime of rooting for sad, underachieving sports teams.
(1) When the 2020 Buffalo Bills finally won the AFC East, James immediately started blakebenning to his friends who are all Steelers or Patriots fans.
(2) Every time his roommate says “Go Caps!”, Andrew tells him to stop blakebenning and that the Penguins have won 5 Stanley Cups.
The action of avoiding your family member(s), roommate(s) or other close contacts by serial dating, usually accomplished through the use of many online dating apps.
1. Our best friend hasn’t been able to hang out with us in two weeks because they’ve been either working or mehallowing.
2. When Joe started putting passive aggressive post-it notes around the apartment to get his roommate Ben to do more chores, Ben started mehallowing instead.
3. I was having bad luck on Tinder going out on one date every few months, but once I started mehallowing, I was going on at least 3 new dates a week!