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to be very relaxed on “xanax”, i believe it’s because of xanax (brand) being in a bar shape?
p1: im barred out
p2: ok i dont care shut the f
A severe respiratory illness caused by a coronavirus. The virus is transmitted by contact with infectious material, air transmission, contact with an object that has the virus on it. COVID-19 was first reported in Wuhan, China. The virus is also named SARS-COV-2, from the Sars virus which was also a family of the Coronavirus. The CO in Coronavirus stands for "Corona", the VI stands for "Virus", the D stands for "Disease", The -19 is the year when the first case came out, recovery for mild cases is approximately 2 weeks. Recovery time for severe cases of the virus will take up to 3-6 weeks to recover. On March 11th, 2020 the COVID-19 outbreak was declared as a global pandemic by the W.H.O (World Health Organization). There is currently no vaccine for the virus. Wash your hands often with soap and water for at least 20-30 seconds. If soap and water are not available, use a hand sanitizer with at least 60% alcohol. Avoid touching your eyes, nose and mouth with unwashed hands. Wear a fase mask. Practice social distancing. Maintain a 6-foot distance from other people. Avoid crowds. Stay home!. Cover your cough or sneeze with a tissue, then throw the tissue in the trash. Standard household cleansers and wipes are effective in cleaning and disinfecting frequently touched objects and surfaces. It’s currently flu and respiratory disease season and CDC recommends getting vaccinated, taking everyday preventive actions to stop the spread of germs, and taking flu antivirals if prescribed.
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a bartarded way of saying "xanax" (the prescription medicine alprazolam used for short-term anxiety or panic attacks). whoever says xanax like this might just be high as fuck off the drug or they commonly use this for bartardation
bartard: i love my zanex
sober person: shut the fuck up you bartard it's not zanex dumbass it's xanax how fucking high are you
the fear of the vastness; largeness of space.
combination of megalophobia and astrophobia.
person 1: i think i might have astromegalophobia
person 2: weird, i have megalophobia
person 3: and i have astrophobia