Country Dictionary

gentry gap

The space between a woman's legs that exceeds one inch when standing. Attributed to skinny legs and wide hips.

That's a gentry gap I wouldn't mind falling into.

ballqupine

After shaving, it's the creature in your pants as the hair starts to re-grow.

I trimmed up last weekend and now I have a ballqupine in my pants.

21 Up

When a male floating in a body of water has all his fingers, toes and penis above the surface.

Throw me another life vest, I can't get all 21 up.