Country Dictionary

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oscaritis

When a film director directs a film with the intention of winning an Oscar rather than making a good film.

I saw Wolf of Wall Street last weekend, and Martin Scorsese has a case of Oscaritis. The performances are painfully Oscary, and the flashy, unoriginal technique (a rip off of Scorsese's Good Fellas) was like being hit over the head with an Oscar. Definite case of advanced Oscaritis.

by shootandrun January 22, 2014

coal mole

fake anti-nuclear protester, who is actually a mole working for the coal industry.

Germany is now getting rid of its nuclear power plants. Throngs of young rebellious looking youth had crowded the streets, protesting in the name of "a clean earth". Who stands to fill the vacuum? Coal. Those protesters were definitely coal moles.

by shootandrun May 31, 2011

un-think tank

An organization that devises ways of consolidating power among the elite, by reducing Americans' ability to think.

All these false rumors about health care? They're turning ordinary citizens into screaming angry mobs. This is obviously the work of some sinister un-think tank.

by shootandrun August 20, 2009

baby backdraft

During a tantrum: the dreadful pause that follows a baby's initial scream, as it sucks back more air, to release, an even louder, longer, more ear piercing shriek.

I was just settling into my seat on the plane, when a disgruntled baby nearby let loose with a blood curdling wail. Then came the baby backdraft. It took in a huge gulp of air. I sat helplessly in that half second of calm, waiting for the deafening howl to fill the cabin.

by shootandrun October 14, 2010

marriage dropping

kid

This woman squeezed past us in the supermarket, three marriage droppings trailing along behind her.

by shootandrun November 05, 2013

anti-poon

One who deflects and repels attractive women.

Keep Jesse away form the gang tonight. He's anti-poon. There'll be no action whatsoever.

by shootandrun August 02, 2007

glower of power

The act of bugging your eyes out to stare down an adversary, opponent or underling. When properly executed, the glower of power mentally disarms and destroys self esteem. It basically says you own them.

The meter maid started to write a parking ticket. I turned my gaze toward her and gave her the glower of power. She dropped her pen, quaking in her boots, and ran away.

by shootandrun August 25, 2009