A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most passive aggressive way of saying "no".
"Maybe" is about 40% of "yes", and "perhaps" is approx. 20% of "maybe".
person 1: Are you going to look for a job today?
person 2: Look, I just woke up and it's only 3 o'clock in the afternoon. I still need my morning coffee, so after that I'll start job hunting, maybe-perhaps.
A gathering of people with those blue tooth devices sticking out of their heads.
There must have been at least twenty blue teeth at that pretentious restaurant.
The craft of writing or drawing with your pee.
Jenkins was talented in the art of urinography. Last week, after the big snowstorm, he unzipped , dropped his trousers, and wrote a love poem to his girlfriend in a snowbank.
A society that caters exclusively to the unborn. In an embryocracy, fetuses and embryos get all the privileges and rights, while the rest of us (the born) become second class citizens.
Laws are being passed to give personhood to fetuses. But children living in poverty can't get proper health care or education. Our nation is becoming an embryocracy.
The decline in quality or loss of useful functions when a piece of software is upgraded.
This new Mac operating system really sucks. The calculator app doesn't work, the audio files won't play... this is a total updowngrade.
An terrorist group run by cows.
Did you hear about the rotten cheese bomb that exploded in
Arkadelphia? Sent dozens to the hospital. Definitely bears the hallmark of Al Cowda.
Someone who surfs the web too much, so much in fact, that they have devolved into a pale gelatinous blob who can no longer lift themselves out of their chair. The cyber larva will have to eat by means of robotic feeding tube, and excrete by means of auto-cleaning bed pan or colostomy bag. The cyber larva's limbs will eventually diminish into nubbins, except for a very pronounced mouse clicking tentacle.
Eric used to be top of his class. He was also president of the chess club, volunteered down at the homeless shelter, and was top runner on the cross country team. The he became addicted to the internet. You wouldn't recognize him. He's become a cyber larva.