A fork of Rural Dictionary
The complete opposite of "Don't mind if I do"
Timmy the tard has a saying, "Do mind if I don't" and has a homosexual chuckle after saying the aforementioned garbled hiccup.
Semen that is ejected into any beverage,stirred and poured into a cup ,glass or mug for consumption.
1. In Cocktail, Tom Cruise served many drinks but what everyone didn't know that it was secretly groinade.
2. Stiffler from American Pie was a victim of groinade when he thought it was a cup full of beer.