Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

re-party

When a person at a party, often the host or hostess, drinks until they nod out or pass out for about an hour, then gets back up and starts drinking and partying again.

I've never seen anyone that can re-party like your Aunt.

by shwilla August 24, 2009

meal-ticket multiples

The litter of babies that are the result of unregulated fertility treatments. Often used as a "meal-ticket" for the parents by way of television shows, books, speaking engagements, etc.

Jon & Kate plus Eight, many others too numerous to mention. Hey Honey, let's have a litter of meal-ticket multiples so we can quit our jobs and become cheezy, reality show celebrities.

by shwilla August 20, 2009

lover's nuts

A early archaic term for blue balls.

"The bitch was such a prick tease she gave me lover's nuts."

by shwilla May 11, 2008

cockaboos

mens or boys underwear with a faulty crotch opening or stretched out leg holes that may expose the wearers penis.

Man just out of shower to wife half asleep in bed "Honey, look at these new underwear!" Wife waking to the sight of her husband's penis peeking out his undies at her "Those are "cockaboos", dear."

by shwilla April 12, 2010