Country Dictionary

Getting so faded that you can't go anywhere because you don't wanna get hassled by the cops. Hence being trapped like a fox.

I'm gonna come and kick it tonight but i'm not gettin all foxed up cuz i'm tryin to get to this other party cross town later.

Pronunciation of the acronym for the criminal charge Driving Under the Influence of Intoxicants and Driving Under the Influence (DUII & DUI)

I can't believe that cop fingered me with a dewey last night even after I passed all the tests!

Bring your own wig. This is in reference to gnarly girl with a dike-ish haircut.

I can't believe she shaved her head! Hookin up with her is def a B.Y.O.W. situation

Someone who is in the business of selling thizz

I couldn't find any good shit so we'll see who's thizzbizzn at the club tonight.

The act of taking a thizz by chewing it and smiling.

I just popped my thizz but I can't believe that crazy fool Beats just cookie-monstered his!

A person that is at a very high level of intoxication to the point of needing to close one eye to avoid double vision. The pirate portion is in reference to a carefree demeanor, strong alcohol breath, and the use of only one eye as if they were wearing an eye patch. I coined this term after meeting an individual in A.A. and discussing my use of one eye to be able to see while drunk. He mentioned that he always had an eyepatch hanging from his rear view mirror for just such an occasion!

I can't believe Frankie actually beat guts with that beezy that was rockin the pirate face.

Pronounced: nar-macked Mact of very poor quality that is cut with adulterants or is sketchy looking.

I can't believe this shit! I been gnarmact for days now and I can't sleep. I'm never poppin those bunk ass meth-thizz again!