A fork of Rural Dictionary
To trick, fool, or dupe by particularly shocking means.
Upon waking, Todd was blamboozled to find the chick he picked up the night before was really a dude!
Literally, a log of dog poop. Used as a pejorative against someone else. I made it up in 4th grade and everyone copied it. That makes them all dogalogs.
"You're about as useful as a dogalog in a swimming pool."
(cov-fe'fe'):
A huge, orange or yellow, comb-over hairdo.
Though worn proudly by the 45th President of the United States, the covfefe style of hairdo never really caught on as a fashion trend with the general American public, except maybe among clowns.
(a'quen'poo):
1) when your cell phone is on and in your back pocket and you sit down, accidentally sending out a text or tweet on social media, aka 'butt-dialing'
2) nonsense
NOTE: The 'b' is silent
1) "Did you just aqenbpuu me?"
2) "Aqenbpuu! You're argument is invalid. PERIOD."
Johnny slapped her upside her nog for not having dinner ready when he came home.
A mispronunciation of the Greek name Metdrapedes.
Cleon Salmon: "Who is Guy... Meatdrapes? What kind of name is that?"
Guy: "It's, um, it's Metdrapedes, sir. It's Greek."
Cleon Salmon: "I think you're pronouncing it wrong. This says Meatdrapes."
Guy: "It's actually pronounced Metdrapedes."
Cleon Salmon: "Well, why doesn't it sound like that when I say it? Meatdrapes."
A "land squid"; used in reference to a slimy person with no backbone or courage.
"Uhg! Couldn't wait to get away from that defense lawyer. What a squib!"