A fork of Rural Dictionary
.(Shake it like a British Nanny) Phrase. 1) The act of shaking a small infant in order to make it stop crying. 2) To be violently shaken in order to be brought back into consciousness. 3) Pill free alternative to viagra. 4) The act of shaking the living crap out of something in a violent manner in order to obtain inner clarity. (See also Epileptic-Buddhist).
.Shake it like a British Nanny 1) If the baby don't stop cryin' I'm a shake it like a British nanny. 2) The whore won't wake up! Shake it like a British nanny. 3) If it don't get hard just Shake it like a British Nanny. 4) Like the 7 paths to clarity I look deep into my being to find... .errr..ug.. uh..ug.err.errr.errrr. errr.eeeer. ..uhhh....eech..ech ..ech...uggg ...gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.
(Ash-Lee Simp-Son) Name. 1) Pop music icon created from the star power of older sister. Future looked promissing until Lip-sync event on TV. 2) To glob on to the success of a family member and ride them to your own 15 minutes of fame. 3) Identification for a child born into a family where they have very attractive sibblings but the themselves are uglier than shit ona shingle (See also Ugly Tree Whoopin).
1) Milli and Vanilli never did that bad....Nice Jig, dumbass. Way to play that one off Ashlee. 2) I'm a talentless hunk of shit so I work for my brothers company, I feel ashlee simpson about myself sometimes. 3) That baby was so ashlee simpson, I can't believe that it and the other children are even related. Did they adopt a retarded korean kid or something?
(Jay) N. (1) A Joint. (2) Purest form of nudity (3)An Upturned penis. see also (Doobie, Stick, Roach, Cheeb, Lefty)
1) What's up? Nothing just smokin' a "J". 2) There I was standing in the police lineup naked as a "J". 3) I got all drunk and took that fat girl home from the bar. She jumped on top and broke my dick. Bitch left me a "J".
(Yay-nk) v.(1)Masturbation period denoting short duration. (2) Receiving a handjob in public from a stranger. (3) Quickly removing ones penis from ones pants and beating like mad in order to ejaculate quickly in a public setting, restroom, subway train or mother in-laws closet. (4) To pull on the pubic hair of above the vagina in order to gain access to the clitoris. (5) An American hailing from one of the Northern States. (6) An American overseas. Usually identified by carrying an M16 or Credit card for the purpose of global domination. see also (Rub, Jack, Polish, Jerk, Beat). Syn. Yanking, Yanker, Yanked, tripple-between-the-legs-yanked
A Yank : A Yank 1) I was feeling horny but had to be at work in 10 minutes so I had a Yank before I had to go. 2) I asked the attendant for a fittingroom and she followed me in and yanked me. 3) I saw this hot picture of your sister and I couldn’t help myself so I just dropped my pants and started yanking like mad. 4) I had one finger up her cornhole and so I had to give her a yank to get into position. 5) I’m not white trash from Arkansas so I guess I’m a yank. Now stop fucking your sister you damn hillbilly! 6) Them Yanks sure saved our asses again! Too bad I’m an arrogant Frenchman with no sense of appreciation. Ooh, look a Panzer!
Porcelain Slug N. 1) The resulting sluglike turd left behind when sitting on the toilet backwrds. 2) To leave a turd on the inside of the toilet bowl just above the water line.
Porcelain Slug 1) I was in a hurry and didn't have time to turn around and sit. So, I had to leave a Porcelain Slug. 2) After drinking 15 beers I snuck into my mother-in-law's bathroom and left her a Porcelain Slug.
(Eye Luv U) Phrase. 1) Declaration of affection. 2) Words of truth when spoken by women, words of lust spoken by a man. 3) Last resort when trying to get laid. 4) The shortest road to Blowjobs and anal sex. 5) A complete and total farce in modern society. 6) Words spoken into a mirror by Hollywood celebs. 7) Yeu Eng Em: Vietnamese for Here’s a pungi stick, hope you die.
i love you 1) Honey, I love you. 2) Bob, I love you? Oh Sally, I loe you too... 3) I'm not just some guy, I love you... 4) "Can I put in in your butt?" NO! "Please?" NO! "I won't stick it all the way in." NO! "I love you." Ok, go ahead. 5) I love you...until I find someone else or I just decide that love is a fleeting emotion and waiste of our time pretending to be in love for the sake of the children or a tax break. It's cheaper to be with you and split expenses so rather than go find true love, with someone who will eventually drop me for someone else because they are no longer in love either, I'll just live this lie and cheat on you. 6) "I love you Paris Hilton". I love you back Paris Hilton. And we both love our extended and undeserved 15 minutes. 7) Yeu Eng Em, Ah you no fucka me in da ass bigga boy. "But I love you (Yeu Eng Em)" Oh, in dat case come give me da big whoppa in my rittle ass.
(Ho-Mo Chair-E-Ut) N. 1) A Jet-Ski or wave-runner 2) Any vehicle containing more than two high School swimmers. 3) The Honda Civic available in Blue, Red, Yellow, Black, ah shit just about every color really. 4) Any mall escalator located within 50 feet of The GAP.
1) How cute he's jumping my wake. That sure is a nice Homo Chariot. 2) Look the Swimming team is going to a meet. Look at that huge yellow Homo Chariot they're all riding in. 3) Nice Civic fag. Oops, I meant Homo Chariot. 4) I was stuck behind a couple butt pirates on the Homo Chariot at the mall saturday.