Country Dictionary

Seashrink

The feeling you get in the testicular area when you wade into freezing seawater, generally accompanied by sea shriek , the hideous scream as the plums of wrath first strike the icy water.

Wanna go rune after our swim Nah sorry, seashrink is killin' me

Cuckhold

A word which describes the true intelligence level of those who use the term cuckold outside of its fetish meaning.

Did ya see that incel calling me a *cuckhold* on facebook, eejit!