A fork of Rural Dictionary
Deanglish is someone named Dean who speaks in complete slang and is hard to follow. Someone using Deanglish has complete disregard for their audience and most of the time are only amusing themselves.
Jake : Did you understand any of what Dean just said?
Matt : Sure, but I've been fluent in Deanglish for years.
A DelNeck is a cross between a Redneck and Citadel Cadet. They originate from small towns across the Southeast and attend The Citadel in hopes of fulfilling a life long dream of hazing black people and generally causing mayhem in Charleston SC.
Tradd: I can't believe those cadets tried to fight the cops on Folly Beach today? I'm mean there are Rednecks and even Leather necks, but I still think DelNecks are the worst.
"My name is sphericle geometry dash, and i think that acu is an insane demon"
Juco Transfer is short for Junior College transfers. When a high school athlete does not posses the academic wherewithal to attend their school of joice. (Typically a big name Division 1 school). They will attend a Junior College to improve their grades in order to transfer to their desired initial university.
Juco Transfers are also referred to to describe fake tits. ( Saline or Silicone). The perception being if a chick needs improved breast she can always attain some Juco Transfers.
Can you believe that Alabama's starting defense had 6 Juco Transfers. I wonder how many will graduate ?
Man, have you seen Chips wife latley? She just aquired some Juco Tranfers and its completely changed her game.
SHAWshank redemption is the act of USC quarterback Conner Shaw coming in off the bench and going beast mode at a critical time to engineer an unforeseen and unpredictable victory over a top 5 team on national television.
Dean "There is no way we can win this game , it's 17-0 after 3 quarters. It sucks that Shaw is too injured to play tonight"
Matt " I hope he is too injured , the last thing I wanna see is a SHAWshank redemption"
The Jabroni Quotient is the percentage of males , from New Jersey / New York / Connecticut , infecting a particular event , place, or town. Creating a negative experience.
Dude I tried to go to the Sopranos Screening last night at the Theatre and Jabroni Quotient was maxing out , I had to get out of there.
Roping smokes means to smoke cigarettes one after the other. The idea being that one is never without the best nicotine delivery system ever devised by man. An endless cigarette has the appearance of a rope.
John: Im extremely hungover today. I feel like I got ran over by an eighteen wheeler carring Marborro Reds.
Dean: Not suprising dude, you were roping smokes all night.