Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

cuntpuncher

Butch lesbian who prefers fisting as her choice of giving sexual pleasure. In the same way as coloured hankies denote what gay men prefer, a huge fuck-off Bon Jovi mullet marks a Butch down as a cuntpuncher.

Why are you walking oddly?
I had a session with a cuntpuncher last night!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

scuff

Vernacular for cheesy, sweaty residue present on the anus of men and women.

That Play was so long I could feel the scuff building up on my ring!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Scratchy Lean

The opposite of 'Gangsta Lean', when driving a car.

The car has to be a large saloon, with plenty of leg room and seat manoeuvreability for this to look right. The Driver pushes his seat back as far as lets his left arm (in UK) hang straight out on the steering wheel. He then slouches down into his seat whilst leaning sideways against his door, resting his right elbow on the window rim, ciggy (or beer, if you ARE Scratchy!) hanging in limp right hand. A sour/cool expression is then cultivated as you motor around looking for Pool-halls in the night.

"Check the Chav doing the Scratchy Lean in his wanked-up 205!!!"

by Skirtlifter January 26, 2006

double-trouble

Act of male fucking female in both vag and rectum, with aid of strap- on. Can be difficult to perform, as strap-on can pop out of the vag if not secured properly.

I D-Dd her bigstyle last night!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

sponging

Male masturbatory practice.

A spong laden with baby-oil/lotion is placed on a toilet seat; the erection is then place upon said sponge. A second similar sponge is then place atop the erection, and the toilet lid is then pressed down upon the whole caboodle. Thrusting can then commence, applying harder down-pressure as climax approaches.

I'm going home to have a good old sponging tonight!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

beanflicker

Item used to assist in stimulation of the clitoris and surround area. A 'Beanflicker' is the rubber counting thimble that Post Office clerks use.

Your beanflicker needs a wash!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

pissfat

Aussie term for a morning erection brought on by a full bladder.

don't jack it: it's a pissfat!!

by skirtlifter January 10, 2005