Country Dictionary

wake up call

Oral sex between 6 and 8 a.m.

Everyone deserves a wake up call...

red wing

To perform oral sex on a female while she is on her period

Any guy who has earned his red wings cannot kiss me....

back bottom gristle lumps

(As seen in "The ladies man", quite simply, it's SHIT, or for the well educated, fecal matter!"

You smell like back bottom gristle lumps...

twat spot

Known to common people as the bedroom.

Me and my honey spend alot of time in the twat spot....