Country Dictionary

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Dinner, Supper and Deserved

This is the act of holding oneself from going to the bathroom, despite the need,during two meals. "Deserved" stands for the release one gets upon achieval.

It was hard, but I'm glad I went through dinner, supper and deserved.

by skyjuice December 31, 2008

Riddler's Revenge

Act of streaking in a mirror maze.

That carnival overcharged me, but I didn't mind, I had my riddler's revenge.

by skyjuice December 31, 2008

Blinkercourse

A rare condition in which one cannot help from repeatedly blinking during intercourse.

My girlfriend was freaked out until I explained I suffered from blinkercourse.

by skyjuice December 31, 2008

russian tornado

When a girl takes the guy's penis between her hands, moveing them back and forth as if to light a fire with sticks.

My girlfriend gave me a russian tornado last night and I haven't unwinded yet.

by Skyjuice December 30, 2008

Walkward

Adjective to qualify an alkward moment experienced when one recognizes someone far away and walks for a long time to reach them without knowing whether to look at the person or elsewhere.

I saw Jessica at the end of the street and she went towards me. This was going to be walkward.

by skyjuice December 31, 2008

Brown Letter

A letter containing poo.

When she retired she mailed her ancient workplace, but didn't get her job back because they were brown letters.

by skyjuice December 31, 2008

Craption

A newspaper heading that grabs attention to a worthless article.

That craption lured me once again.

by skyjuice December 31, 2008