Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Fish

Variation of face, most often used when a person's partially full aluminum can containing a beverage is squeezed. The two most severe cases of being "fished" are when the can tears and liquid begins flowing out of a hole in the side; or, the can is nearly full at the time of being "fished," so that it overflows and liquid spills out the opening on the top. Fish can be used as either and interjection or a verb.

"Whoa, you just got fished!"
"Fish!"

by slag March 31, 2004

Nard

A massive nerd, in size or extremity.
A nerd who is a decker.

Chompsky says, "When we were down at the 'net caffe we saw this nard owningat a game so we gathered around and began to gang dork his deck.

by Slag November 28, 2004

TechMaster

One who masters the art and science of technology. A techie that stands heads and shoulders above the rest.

It is incomprehensible how Loibisch was able to achieve such a level of integration and efficiency, while making this so intuitive for the end user - he is truly a TechMaster :o

by Slag October 11, 2004

Deck

A Computer or game system of any sort.

Chompsky says, "When we were down at the 'net caffe we saw this nard owningat a game so we gathered around and started gang dorking his deck.

by Slag November 28, 2004

Poppy

Poppy is commonly brown haired and brown eyed.

She's snakey af and tends to be an attention seeker whenever possible.

Rather grossly, always has snot in her nose and her breath always smells like the shit she ate for tea 3 days ago.

She's a drama queen and a phsyco and if you have a poppy in ur life, I suggest you run.

"That girls such a snake, she must be called poppy"
"Do you need a tissue or a toothbrush, you're starting to look like Poppy"

by Slag December 12, 2016

bukkake

"bukkake" - the involvement of multiple males spanking their monkeys and spreading their muck over a willing female (please note: man fat is not a subsitute for the RDA of protein)

"Pam you know your friend that love the bukkake? What's her number again?"

by slag March 27, 2005

Gang Dorking

A gathering of three or more people around a computer.

Chompsky says, "When we were down at the 'net caffe we saw this nard owningat a game so we gathered around and gang dorked his deck.

by Slag November 28, 2004