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pronoun switch

A tool used by people dating someone of the same gender to show someone that they are indeed not straight. This involves using the pronoun of their same-gender significant other instead of the one suggested by the person who asked.

James: Do you have a boyfriend yet?
Lily: Actually, my girlfriend and I just moved in together.
James: Wait, girlfriend?
Lily: Yes.
James: Oh, I'm happy for you! *walks off*
Later on...
Nancy: Hey! How are you?
Lily: Oh, I'm great, I just had to use the pronoun switch on James.
Nancy: Sorry.
Lily: It's annoying, but it's fine.

by slategrey September 12, 2017

frickin' chicken

Just, fuck everyone. Usually screamed at New Years or parties. Always loud.

Finally, the clock struck midnight, ringing in the new year.
Elizabeth: I'M A FRICKIN' CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

by slategrey March 07, 2017