Country Dictionary

A tight vagina.

She felt like a sausage mitten.

Someone who prefers passion to reason on a given subject.

Paul might be a good Microsoft programmer, but he is a holy warrior when anyone mentions Java.

Pretty okay stuff. Similar to the slang use of the word bad.

I went to the concert last night. That shit was dumb.

The condition where you have to urinate so bad that you have a stiffy. This usually is found in the morning.

You're not even horny, that's just a pee boner. Now go and make some coffee.

The principle or practice of complete abstinence from swallowing semen.

Loadtotalism can be quite disappointing.

One who practices loadtotalism.

I sucked her until her back arched, only to find that she was a loadtotaler.

Short for "do you know what I'm saying."

That movie sucked, nomesane. That chick is a ho, nomesane.