Country Dictionary

Thongone: When one's body is past the point where revealing underwear/swimwear is flattering.

It was apparent to everyone at the public pool when the mother of four young children disrobed that her body was alas, thongone.

The reaction when overly revealing, less than flattering swimwear is unveiled.

A group at the public pool let out a collective thongroan when the mother of four disrobed to take a dip.

Somebody that shames, scolds or lectures somebody for not getting vaccinated.

Maurie was being a real prick prick when he came down hard on Mike for not getting vaccinated when he became eligible, wagging his fnger and explaining, "Do you wanna die?"

When two know-it-alls square off

Maurie and Paul were involved in an epic condescendoff about whether professional sports stadiums make money for the city where they are located.

An Uber rider with a ride that is so short it barely lasts longer than one song on the radio.

After 3 One Songers in a row, Maurie turned his app off and drove to another area, hoping for more profitable rides.