A fork of Rural Dictionary
A game in which you and one or more friends take turns yelling 'penis' as loud as you possibly can.
Me: Let`s play the penis game!
Friend: PENIS
The lord an savior Jesus H. Christ of all milk percentages. 3% and 2% are just chunky white shit, like yourself. Drink 1%, or else Satan will eat your children. God will hate you if you drink different milk. Rejoice
Friend: 1% milk gives me life.
Me: Fucking carry my children.