Country Dictionary

A person who is a complete dumbass.

Lloyd is such a fat fucking fudrucker.

Prisoner of Wayne. Wayne likes to take grown men prisoner and make them his sex slave. P.O.W.'s are forced to wear women's clothing and makeup.

Dave Nolan is a P.O.W. Watch out for the Battle of the Bulge.

A baby.

Man, look at all that shit! Your kid sure is a fuckin crap factory.

Shitty, skidmarked underpants.

I can't believe I made out with that fat dude wearing hanes with stains.

Hunting for cunt. The act by a male or female of seeking a female's vagina for getting on with the sex.

We're going hunting for cunt -- cunting, Geno!

Diarrhea, wet shit, anal leakage.

Emilia Dynak and Dee Gleason made poop soup in their pants.

Male cameltoe, caused by wearing pants that are too tight.

Scott's pants are so tight you can see his lobster claw.