A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most clapped mother-fucker you will ever meet. usually works at coca-cola and doesn't shut up about it...
about 4'11 and has a VERY small 'weenie' (Johnson, 2022).
Also, a pretty cool guy... likes old people.
sam: Hi my names sam, I work at coca-cola
person 1: oh nice!
person 2: YOU TELL EVERYONE ! SHUT UP