A fork of Rural Dictionary
An inside joke created from the popular social media app TikTok. It is a response to something very unfunny/corny.
Unfunny ass nigga: Bro, I bet he was born in Ohio! Somebody who has matured enough: Jadougie
a term used to describe football players known for awarded penalty kicks, rather than regular goals. penalty kicks are seen by some as easy, and require less effort unlike normal goals. people see players with lots of awarded penalties as unskillful.
person 1: damn bruh haaland just got a penalty person 2: penalty merchant
a name given to football players that are only effective in the six-yard box, and have lack of skills in terms of dribbling, passing, and more.
bruhhhhhhhhhh haaland is a tap-in merchant
somebody who encourages escalation in an argument and tries to rise the tension in the argument
guy 1: man thats why you a bitch instigator: damnn i could never take that level of disrespect guy 2: yo stop instigating
a term used to describe some mf overly obsessing and talking about you
some corny ass nigga: aint no way jamal is wearing that shit jit has been wearing musty clothes all week imma tell him to take it off respectable nigga: bro hop off his case and stop being a dickrider
a term used to describe a soft or weak individual.
guy 1: man trey sweet asl guy 2: onb
a term used to describe a football league (mostly professional) less competitive and having less talent than other leagues.
man, ligue 1 has got to be a farmers league.