Country Dictionary

Room Mate

antonym of stranger, the room mate - to lie on one's stomach until your dick falls asleep then to proceed giving one's self a handjob, giving one the sensation of jacking someone else off.

My real roommate was out of town so i decided to roommate myself, it was great

dingle dangle

slang for genitalia usually male, but is accepted as a female term as well.

That hair dresser just rubbed his dingle dangle on my elbow.