A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone of the criminal persuasion who is distinctly lacking in light-fingered talent
the opposite of michael jacksons "smooth criminal"
the guy i watched steal a packet of biscuits... and run into a lamp post is a cleptard.
the mud-dreadlocked, hippies at glastonbury. Not always present, but usually, as it rains most f*cking years.
isn't that the chick you hooked up with on friday? she's gone all glastofarian.