A fork of Rural Dictionary
When students gets expelled, they are granted a black trash bag by the school as a parting gift to be used for cleaning out the student's locker.
That kid wrote a note about conducting various illegal and/or unethical exploits. The teacher found it, and an hour later he was black-bagged.
Best damn street in Philly. Despite being burdened by the unfortunate presences of a few chain places like Starbucks, Whole Foods, Gap and Johnny Rockets there are awesome and unique joints like Condom Kingdom and Ishkabibbles, though unfortunately Spaceboy just closed. TLA (Theater of the Living Arts) always has good shows. The Pearl art store there roxors too.
South street is a good place to get music, t-shirts, cheesesteaks or drunk.
1. Gangsta shortening of "for" 2. The number following tree 3. Short for mofo, which in turn is short for motherfucker.
1. "Fo shizzle mah nizzle" is a phrase that has become WAY overused. 2. How come you paid tree fitty, I hada pay fo dollas. 3. He is a badass fo.
1. Large co-educational Catholic high school in where else but Paramus. Not exactly the premier Catholic high school in Bergen County, but it does have the bubble out back now. It's kind of overcrowded and is often criticized for that, as well as the astounding number of potheads the school matriculates every year. Mr. Agostino keeps it real though, and if you're really a troublemaker you usually get black-bagged. There's good things about the school like the bus that goes straight into the city (163), and the other bus that drops you off at the Garden State Plaza (756). In literature the school often touts its diversity, and in all honesty they're not lying. 2. Where me and a lot of other people in my town went to high school because the 163 happens to run through my town. 3. Where a lot of Bergen and Passaic County kids go to school either because they prefer the appearance of the PC uniform over the uniform of another school or because they have moderately rich parents and their friends from the next town over are going too.
1. Paramus Catholic is the largest private school in New Jersey and they have "rigorous" admission standards. 2. Yep, it's 7:15 in the morning and a bunch of kids in khaki pants and plaid skirts are standing on a corner. Must be PC kids. 3. Omg i was gonna go to IHA, but thn lyk I relaized PC has a cuter uniform nd lyk my friend Kaylee from Maywood is going thur to soo I told my mom if she made me go to IHA I wuz gonna go psyco nd she wuz lyk ok.
Where I'm from. People from outside Bergen/Hudson/Passaic counties constantly confuse it with Woodbridge, which sucks because we're maybe 1/10th the size and none of our mayors have ascended to the title of "faggiest state governor in American history." Lots of little white emo kids, usually Italian, Irish, or Polish with parents who grew up in Hudson County or somewhere else nearby. Also originally home to Frankie Muniz and that pigeon lady, but I think she's supposed to move out by next year? Far from the ghetto, but farther from the rolling hills of suburbia in upper Bergen County. Solid middle and/or working class for the most part. The entire west side of the town is an industrial dump bordered by a nice little wooded area where you can go drinking but they're putting a goddamned strip mall with mini McMansions and a middle school in there now.
Wood-Ridge is a small town with a lot of old people and a lot of emo kids. Wesmont sucks though, Curtiss-Wright was a great place to go get drunk and do shit.
Clothing store that is literally EVERYWHERE in the city of Philadelphia, or at least in Center City. Market Street has maybe 15 of them, give or take. Sells mostly hip-hop apparel. On South St. there's the Lady Blue shop too as well as the kids one.
I got my Sean John hoodie at City Blue cause I couldn't find one I liked at KOP.