A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who desperately pretends to be heterosexual, yet everyone else can see through their flimsy cover-up and knows that in fact, they're a complete homo
Well, Maureen, you might be fooled by our Jason saying that he wants to join the rugby team to get fit and buff up for the ladies, but he's such a hetmo - he just wants to get his head near other guy's crotches
another word for jessi's dick haha
penis, johnson, peter, head, dick, wacker, weiner, one-eyed monster, schlong etc.
Also associated with Greatness in Hacker Language.
That person is so moby