A fork of Rural Dictionary
Welsh word for an affectionate hug. There's no literal English translation, but its nearest equivlent is "safe place". So if you give someone a cwtch, you're giving them a "safe place". It can also be used as a place to store things safely (usually a cupboard under a staircase)
"Give me a cwtch" "Put your jacket in the cwtch"
The act of riding a bum (anal sex)
Kelly is tired, she was up all night on the bum ride.
Sicky bard (or sicky bad) is a South Wales/Valleys term for being generally unwell.
Dafydd: Didn't see you yesterday, where was you? Cerys: I was off work sicky bard all day. Dafydd: Oh love you.