A fork of Rural Dictionary
(n)The act of masturbating with great physical fury; masturbating with extreme or violent vigor. Sometimes abbreviated as furiousbait
Other forms: Furiously Masturbate, Furiously Masturbating
In fits of rage Johnny tended to blow of steam by using furious masturbation sometimes nearly chafing his dick off.
1. (n) An ass crack that is extremely large, usually present on overweight women.
2. (n) When a woman's ass crack is larger then one's arm.
Sometimes abbreviated to just fault line.
that chick has the biggest rectal fault line I have ever seen.
-verb (used with object)
Dumbo Kick (verb), Dumbo Kick-ing (noun)
1. To kick a male in the crotch so hard he falls to the ground and then pulling out the lining of the victim's pockets so they look like ears.
Usually followed by a insulting phrase comparing ones penis to an elephant trunk to explain the situation literally. "You just got kicked in the trunk"
2. To kick someone in the crotch and then pull out the lining of their pockets for additional embarassment.
3. To pull a male's cock and pockets out of his pants in order to make the crotch region look like the face of an elephant, and then procede to kick the victim in the "elephant's trunk".
The two students found Joey after he was dumbo kicked, in front of the urinal with his dick and pockets hanging out. "Man, he just got kicked in the trunk!" one of the kids remarked.
1. When a man soaks his penis with hard alcohol and lights it on fire, then his partner puts the fire out through oral sex.
My mouth hurts from the chimney snuffer I gave my boyfriend yesterday.
1. (v) When a man does a backflip off the back of a boat and his crotch is shredded as he comes down onto the propeller.
1. (v) when a mans penis and or nutsack is shredded by a boat propeller.
Jimmy's going to have to get a wooden pirate cock after that one eyed blender he gave himself
1. (v) When a woman gives a man a handjob then as he climaxes, she douses his scrotum in gasoline, lites the pubes on fire, then hits the scrotum with any blunt object so the fire spreads to the surrounding area.
The crazy chick I was dating seduced me and then gave a Bosnian Firestorm and almost burned down my house.
1. (v) The act of forcefully engaging in rapid anal sex so the penis forces air into the duck, then quickly pulling the duck off, turning it around and squeezing it so the escaping gas makes a frapping noise.
Sven made the loudest Canadian Duckhorn I have ever heard.