Country Dictionary

tist

verb: to use a sexual orifice as an ashtray.

"Oh Baby! Its soooo HOT when you tist that big cigar ash in my hole!"

fuckparcel

fuckparcel describes a sexual position where the receiving partner in intercourse is folded into a small package-like formation while being penetrated, usually on their back with knees folded close to the ears.

I folded him up into a fuckparcel.