A fork of Rural Dictionary
he can be nice one minute, and the next he’s in your face trying to fight you
person 1: yeah simon’s really nice
person 2: no he ain’t. he punched me in my balls yesterday
Ligmosis, also known as Ligma, is a highly lethal disease. Ligmosis is the more scientific name, and ever since the other definitions were made (BOFA, Ligma, Sugma), Ligmosis can be cured. The only way to cure it is to pass it to someone else by telling them about it. This cures Ligma and removes it from your body, jumping to the person you talked about it to. See below.
Person 1: Hey man, I’ve got Ligma. I feel really sick, and I don’t know how long I have left.
Person 2: Ligma? What’s that?
Person 1: Ligma balls, now you have it.
*Person 2 dies of ligmosis*
you.
attractive in an endearing/kind way. see cute
Person: you’re adorable.
You: aww thank you
Person 1: Hey, why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: To get to the other side.
Person 2: Haha. Those jokes make me titter.