A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sexual position in which a girl gets down and whispers into the male's ear about how good he is at call of duty while she gives him a hand job in which ranch is used as the lube of choice. To fully complete the position a picture of the male's father must be present and pointing awkwardly at the couple.
-Damnit how is this bitch gonna be able to Tommy me later, we're out of ranch dressing. -Dude where's that picture of my dad, this skank from the bowling alley is going to come over and give me a tommy later.