Country Dictionary

Alacole

the best ship

Sela: hey, do you ship Alacole?
Danie: hell yea I do! who wouldn't?

Schlorp

in between a liquid and a solid (soup, jello, yogurt, etc)

I can't wait to schlorp my soup later!

Yepic

a combination of "yep" and "epic"

Izzy: yo dude, that was so yepic!
Danie: ew get away from me
Izzy: that's not very yepic

Nanomonth

One-billionth of a month, or 0.002628288 seconds

Oliver: Like, a gazillion nanomonths have passed since you invented nanomonths

Au Review

when a non-french person misspells "au revoir"

Nicole: im gonna go now
Damien: au review!
Nicole: lmao what

Eygypt

when you forget how to spell "Egypt"

Student 1: hey man, what the hell is an Eygypt
Student 2: oh fuck, I meant Egypt